Zoom Drinking Games

Happy first day of spring term, everyone! Were Zoom classes just as unbearable as you thought they'd be? Yeah, same. Well, here's to hoping it gets better. Our advice? Grab a drink, or two, or three and slowly, but more likely very quickly, subtly intoxicate yourself throughout your 10A.

Drink if:

1. Someone makes a coronavirus joke. Drink twice if your professor is the one making everyone cringe.

2. There are technical issues.

3. Someone joins late and blames the technical issues.

4. Someone stands up and they aren't wearing pants. (Drink twice if it's your professor.)

5. Someone is wearing pajamas. ( Drink twice if it's your professor.)

6. Someone's parents either audibly or visibly interrupts.

8. Someone is unmuted when they definitely shouldn't be. 9. Someone coughs. 10. Someone from the other coast mentions the time difference there. 11. Your professor complains about having class online.

12. You check social media instead of paying attention.  13. Someone uses hand sanitizer.

14. Someone changes their background. 15. Your professor tells you it's important to keep up with the work despite the college being shut down.

16. Professor asks everyone to go on mute.

17. Someone messages @everyone instead of a private thread.

18. Your professor reminds you that even though it's Credit/No Credit, we're all here to work hard and learn.

19. Someone falls asleep. Drink twice if you're the one falling asleep.

20. Finish your drink if you leave the Zoom class early. Oh, and don't forget to chug if someone asks you what you're drinking. 

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If this is too lit for you, try some of these other drinking games:

-Virtual Flip Cup: Zoom, Skype, or FaceTime your friends and get a classic game of flip cup going. (lets hope there's no glitch so your timing is accurate)

-HouseParty games: Go on the app HouseParty and click on the dice in the corner to play heads up, trivia, or chips and guac (like apples to apples or cards against humanity) and get some drinks going to make it more exciting!

-Virtual Pong: start a game of cup pong over text (through Game Pigeon) with a friend while you FaceTime. Drink a cup every time they sink one (same Dartmouth rules apply, half cup if they hit it but it doesn't sink).

Let us know how many drinks you went through, or any other drinking game suggestions in the comments below!! We will be sure to share our own experiences in our next episode!